Shout out to my homedog

Logan, you have to watch this - Stephen Colbert just did your dance on TV. Skip to 6:10 if you can’t watch the whole thing.

kyary:
“ would you like to buy some turnips
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kyary:

would you like to buy some turnips

amajor7:
“ i haven’t slept all night do you guys like my #political #cartoon
”

amajor7:

i haven’t slept all night do you guys like my #political #cartoon

weloveshortvideos:

Squad goals

xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

buddhabrot:

this is actually the best post on the internet i lied every other time i said that